Functioning Retard 

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush

Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.

Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.

Functioning Retard by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.

Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard

Fat Fucking Retard by saintstax March 1, 2019

Retard Rivalry 

An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.

Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.

The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.

Retard Rivalry by CloudSephiroth247 November 20, 2009

retard nigga 

the friend of the night who most resembles a person with autism

“Wow Tyler is being so stupid, he must be the retard nigga!”

retard nigga by Gayassnigure February 17, 2019

Reitard

An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.

''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?

Reitard by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019

Loop Retard 

What your standard idiot might become in an argument he or she is too retarded to understand, so continuously repeats the same argument, regardless of the amount of new and different ways you try to explain to them that they are, in fact, a retard.

Paul: It's a rhetorical question, you don't need to respond.

Ricky: Yh but deres a question mark.

Paul: Yeah man but there's more than one way you can use it.

Rick: Yeh, but, it has to be a question, cos ders a question mark.

Paul: What a loop retard. Fml.

Loop Retard by thatsmeeeeeeeeeee February 19, 2011

Dapple Retard 

(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.

"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"

Dapple Retard by gypsyfire October 13, 2011