Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.
Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.
Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.
Bob and Jim were watching Goldfinger and every commercial that came on, Bob would switch to ESPN hoping to catch SportsCenter. Unfortunately, there were usually commercials, so Bob went back to Goldfinger.
The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.
The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.
by A Rab $$ January 2, 2011
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"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."
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Get the Remote Dock mug.The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.
I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.
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Go out and buy The Ramones - Anthology and listen to the second disk for their best songs ever, in my opinion.
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Most California pop-punkers base thier sound and lyrics on these guys, but none of them can match the style, wit and class of the originals!
Most California pop-punkers base thier sound and lyrics on these guys, but none of them can match the style, wit and class of the originals!
"Beat on The Brat, Beat on the Brat, Beat on the Brat with a Baseball Bat! - Oh Yeah, Oh Yeh-haa..."
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The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.
"What happened to the love that you used to have for me?" Sarah asked
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied
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