Recommendation Regret

The feeling of showing a video to a friend and realizing early on that they're not enjoying it at all, but you feel too awkward to turn it off so you both sit there trapped until the video ends.

Cameron was showing JT this awesome video but JT didn't like it all, Cameron had total recommendation regret.

by MozDoesStuff February 14, 2019

Regretted getting

When a bunda ligg ligg proceeds to use there mouth muscles to engage in a makeout sesh with a munter, however once the alcohol has warn off. They regret all of it.

Hey Charley, did i hear you regretted getting with that big mouthed Finn?

by SuiJose February 7, 2022

Forget Regret

Forgetting is better than Regretting.

I'd rather forget all my mistakes than regret them for my entire life. That's why we should all forget regret.

by SharkGoesMoo May 3, 2018

monke Regret

Regret.

monke regret wife gone

by Monke good June 14, 2021

regret burger

Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day

Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.

McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.

by tastyvension January 27, 2014

Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.

"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."

by Myocarditis July 19, 2018

tp regrets

The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)

That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.

by Hodgescw July 9, 2015