Vaccine Regret

Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.

Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret

by YAWA August 11, 2021

regret burger

Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day

Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.

McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.

by tastyvension January 27, 2014

tp regrets

The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)

That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.

by Hodgescw July 9, 2015

Selfie regret

When you post a selfie thinking it was the best one you took then go through the others later and find an even better one.

I’m having selfie regret over what I posted today cause I found one where I look 10x better

by mamakay November 20, 2019

Forget Regret

Forgetting is better than Regretting.

I'd rather forget all my mistakes than regret them for my entire life. That's why we should all forget regret.

by SharkGoesMoo May 3, 2018

Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.

"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."

by Myocarditis July 19, 2018

Regret food

When you eat a food knowing that there will be serious consequences in the bathroom

SHELLFISH GIVE ME THE SHITS BUT IM GOING BALLS DEEP.
No the regret food will be too much

by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022