Alan Reet

Tiktok man that grafts dark matter surrons all day . Often associated with the chavgartha plot.
Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"
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Alan Reet

Alan Reet is a top grafter, who completed the bricklaying course. He rides around Charvgartha on his dark matter surron and grafts all sorts of Charvgartha artifacts. He can be distinguished by his scouse trim, a full montirex outfit and his Airmax 95s.
Holy shit, it's Alan Reet, hide your copper wire!
Sound Lad
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Sall reet

a far cooler way of saying i am all right. Also gives the impression that you are relaxed and rather happy
Darren : How was your day ??
Lucy: sall reet

Darren : gd

Lucy : for shizzle
by luloo November 23, 2009
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Reet

Reet: to call someone a reet is calling sed person a complete fucking imbecile who is the epitome of just flat out retarded.
by Reetman123 July 16, 2020
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Reet

To meet, greet, and read someone. Basically, it is an informal way to get to know someone you want to date. It's more formal than hanging out, but less so than an official date
Would you like to reet me for coffee in a few hours?

I would like to reet with you tomorrow.
by R.M.A.Kukowski June 07, 2011
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reet

Reet is a Sikh/Punjabi girl name that signifies, "Pearl; Tradition; rule". The person Reet is optimistic, outgoing, inspiring and incredibly charming. They have an impressive ability to persuade others effortlessly. They have trouble expressing their feeling which usually builds up and bursts out. they also keep grudges against people for a long time period. They are an amazing and trustworthy friend and find happiness in the smallest things you do.
Hey, I just reet the crowd of people.

Reet just stimulated my passions.
by brainsoup February 01, 2022
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Reets

Another word for slow/ retarded
- invented by N
“ Bro, you don’t know what 2+2 is, You’re definitely reets
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