Shawshank Redemption

When you order a new pair of shoes from Amazon, put your old ones in the box, and return them for a refund.

My shoes are worn out, its time for a Shawshank Redemption.

by Crabkilla2001 April 5, 2024

Slaw Slap Redemption

When you dip your balls in coleslaw and drag them across someone's face.

Sounds like she needs a "Slaw Slap Redemption".

by Tyler_Derby_Tittyslap January 17, 2016

No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive the next one, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.

I survived this year's NNN and got a No Nut redemption for last year.

by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022

Redempt

Redempt (ɹɪˈdɛmpt)
Verb

Compensate for the faults.
Getting saved from sin, error, or evil.
A return to the pure state of soul, mind, augustness or morale.

"I have redempt my funny."
"The king redempt himself to be worthy of wearing the crown again"
"He was no longer trustworthy but he redempt himself"

by Aki Fella September 14, 2023

Redemption Thursday

A Thursday night spent consuming alcohol with friends as to prove to them that your actions from the previous Thursday do not properly reflect your social well-being while under the influence.

"Abby will be attending a Redemption Thursday party tomorrow to make up for her poor demonstration of exhibiting alcohol tolerance last Thursday"

by Mr. 2 Shoes November 29, 2011

redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.

Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 14, 2023

Redemption of Tëlm

To redeem yourself. You can grow. Finding yourself and allowing yourself to grow and make a life for yourself.

You only have one life, live it your way. See what you want to see, do what you want to do.

Redemption of Tëlm is the second phase.

by K1NG0FL1F3 December 2, 2024