"Reddit" is a term for when a group of unemployed people gather around a fire in their mom's basement and tell tales of the phenomenon known as women and how they dream of seeing women in the daylight. A frequent user of Reddit is known as a "Redditor". Although never seen in daylight or outside of their room, Redditors are a mysterious and seemingly bizarre species that to this day eludes mankind of its true nature.
"EVERYONE, look a Redditor in our midst:
"Isn't the Redditor's natural habitat inside Reddit? Why is it here?"
"A Redditor sometimes ventures outside its natural habitat to gather food and nutrients"
"But all it's gathering is some Mountain Dew, Takis, Doritos, ice cream and something called Five Hour Energy
"That is nutrients to a Redditor"
"Isn't the Redditor's natural habitat inside Reddit? Why is it here?"
"A Redditor sometimes ventures outside its natural habitat to gather food and nutrients"
"But all it's gathering is some Mountain Dew, Takis, Doritos, ice cream and something called Five Hour Energy
"That is nutrients to a Redditor"
by Idiotbaby October 11, 2022
Get the Redditmug. For example, there is good shit, bad shit, ok shit, gay shit, fucked up shit, and lastly That little shit in the corner.
Reddit is basically a world full of weird people just like you with different fetishes/beliefs
Reddit is basically a world full of weird people just like you with different fetishes/beliefs
by Fluflavour October 21, 2020
Get the Redditmug. 1) That new game is incredibly reddit.
2) This is so reddit, it makes me want to rip my hair out.
3) The implementation of the Reddit redesign was handled so poorly, you have to wonder how much more reddit it could have been.
2) This is so reddit, it makes me want to rip my hair out.
3) The implementation of the Reddit redesign was handled so poorly, you have to wonder how much more reddit it could have been.
by NYSNDGUY December 24, 2018
Get the redditmug. by emerald golem November 3, 2020
Get the Redditmug. A website where good posts are downvoted and shitty ones upvoted. Basically, it's a website where psychopaths gather.
Person 1: OMG! Do you see how that psychopath is waddling on the highway?!
Person 2: Don't worry about him. He's been using Reddit all day long, that's why.
Person 2: Don't worry about him. He's been using Reddit all day long, that's why.
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hmmm February 7, 2022
Get the Redditmug. A social media app that is fastly becoming the personals section that Craigslist once had before it was shut down. You can find memes and shitty, self-absorbed admins on Reddit. But you can also find gloryhole locations, gay daddies, cock and pussy lovers, bear lovers (the big, chubby, hairy, often bearded homosexuals. Not the big, hairy ones that sneak into your campsite at night and eat all your food while you sleep in your camper or tent), dick riders, tits and ass lovers. The list is endless. The gloryhole section is of particular interest. You will never see a super soaker water gun the same after you realize someone named "Sooper Sucker", an xtube cock sucker with a ton of videos of him sucking every swinging dick that walks by and sticks itself through a hole and into a mouth that's on a face covered by a mask. You've got men claiming to have never had their cock sucked by a male (it's bullshit because they know there are thirsty ass males out there who will suck any dick for any old reason). Instead of ads like the ones Craigslist had, you have posts featuring short video clips and pics of guys touching their weiners or striking some weird pose to either show off their penis, ass, muscled arms with a keg belly, etc. Whatever they think appeals to the viewer.
Them: I'm so fucking pissed Craigslist got rid of the personals. Grindr is fucking useless and Adam4Adam is too.
Me: go to Reddit. I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for. There's entire group dedicated to worshipping penises and vaginas, daddies, bears.
Them: fuck!!! I'm so fucking horny now. I'm gonna go join these subreddit groups!
Me: go to Reddit. I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for. There's entire group dedicated to worshipping penises and vaginas, daddies, bears.
Them: fuck!!! I'm so fucking horny now. I'm gonna go join these subreddit groups!
by GG Allin September 22, 2020
Get the Redditmug. The internet community Digg and 4chan alumni graduate to after passing adolescence, developing a sense of humour, and realising that typing everything in capitals doesn't win you any friends.
More intelligent than 4chan, funnier than Digg and less downright irritating than Facebook, Reddit is home to a wide variety of geeks, trolls, karmawhores, nerds and the otherwise sunlight-allergic but witty populus.
More intelligent than 4chan, funnier than Digg and less downright irritating than Facebook, Reddit is home to a wide variety of geeks, trolls, karmawhores, nerds and the otherwise sunlight-allergic but witty populus.
by Junkivore May 23, 2010
Get the Redditmug.