recturnal emissions

A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.

Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory.

by kenniker March 24, 2010

funky rectum

- an old ass that smells like a left over pile of shit
- mostly very hairy, covered with lots of funky stuff.

dude.. what the fuck is that smell.
I think it's some ones runky rectum
probably.. that shits damn dirty..

by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

warthog rectum

A girl that is so ugly you can't stand to look at her.

Damn, that girl was a total warthog rectum!

by naynay99 July 27, 2010

ZX Rectum

A condition that results in long, loud, ringing farts in such a manner that they replicates the ear-piercing loading screen sounds of a Sinclair ZX Spectrum.

"The shrill of these ZX Rectum farts is starting to make my eyes squint and my ears bleed"

by Deakirino February 10, 2020

rectum?

Damn near killed him.

I'm done now. I can go on with my life now that i have defined that.

by beattie April 16, 2005

retupid

A mixture of retarded and stupid for something that is undescibable it has to have it's own level.

"Damn, what he just said was so fucked up it was retupid"

by gmann2388 February 8, 2007

rectum wrecker

One who wrecks rectums. Or one who fucks ass holes to the point of bleeding from lack of lubrication.

That fag DgMk3 is a rectum wrecker to the max.

by punxnotdead185 December 7, 2006