Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025

White water rafting

A group of men masturbate into an open container then take turns throwing it in the air to each other.

The group of friends were enjoying their RV trip until someone suggested white water rafting and everyone ended up with sperm on their faces.

by Saudomite April 17, 2021

Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.

John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex

by Mbop May 9, 2023

Raft Crew

A pretty chill skate group, if you think you're in it, you're probibly not.

"Hey guys, I'm in raft crew"
"Fuck off Omar, no you're not"

by SexyFishBoyo November 25, 2018

Raft

A boat of wood that float every single place on the ocean

Guy1:hey i saw a raft
Guy2:cool, There were any people?
Guy1:no...
Guy2:ok then *tries to drown*

by Alex113917314726371 March 26, 2022

Raft

A dumb person who loves grinding video games yet never understand any jokes.

He's such a raft: he's gaming in calculus class.

by C_Con March 7, 2025

White Water Rafting

A girl wth PMS

That girl bitches at everything, she must be white water rafting.

by SexyHunk69 September 12, 2009