A highly deviant (late afternoon) middle-school bathroom behavior.
To deposit poop on a thick “raft” of tissue, high above the water-line, in a seldom used hallway toilet.
By next morning, fully half the building is rife with the pungent aroma of moldering feces.
To deposit poop on a thick “raft” of tissue, high above the water-line, in a seldom used hallway toilet.
By next morning, fully half the building is rife with the pungent aroma of moldering feces.
by chuckjav76 September 12, 2022
by SexyFishBoyo November 25, 2018
by Bogwonron July 02, 2022
I can’t believe that congressman asked Rittenhouse to be his intern. He’s really “rafting the asshole”.
by JustMo November 22, 2021
No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
by ~The Gardener February 26, 2014
man 1:GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM RAFT MONKEY
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA
by the shizler March 13, 2024