jackass quotient

The jackass quotient is a quantified measure of immaturity and stupidity, as the result of large ego.

The jackass quotient in the NBA is pretty high. If you gave incentive to players shooting from half-court by awarding additional points, you'd probably see them jacking shots up from way downtown.

by Bob Cobb March 14, 2005

Quotev

Wannabes like des, Mari , Samantha and kenzie trying to edgy but only looking like a drunk ugly girl singing "don't cha" at a bar

osa using eating disorders as a promotion for likes

Krystal being a trifling ass b*tch owing everyone money

Bambi,manson and Jordan dating ,cheating and blocking their way through the whole quotev

Genn and Jake being deleted constantly for bullying and no one seems to care

Unzi hissing at every friend she had

Gage calling everyone that doesn't agree with him transphobic

Jay and Sammy getting 300 like per post

Chip claiming to be a positivity account but starts dating one of the most toxic accounts on quotev

accounts like Leo , dalton and ace blessing the feed

Brii and manson using the same faked and forced apologises for the same behaviour

In a lighter note we walked into 2019 without Hatty mealy ,Nate ,Nolan ,Satan/Riley ,hail Haley and bassy

Quotev the quiz site where no one that's any quizzes

by Quotev2019 March 9, 2019

Quotedate

When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.

BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"

SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

Rock Star Quotes

An alternative to using the common “index and middle finger quotes”. Rock star quotes utilize the index and pinky fingers of both hands. To use “rock star quotes” bend the index and pinky fingers of both hand simultaneously, while keeping all fingers bent, before and after the word you want to quote.

"Stop using rock star quotes. It makes you look like an ass.", "Dude! Rock star quotes!? That's awsome!"

by -Alex- October 14, 2006

punk quotes

a quote that a punk either says a lot or goes by.

a couple punk quotes are...

"were not trying to be different, we just are"
-lauren tazelaar

"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy"
-Billie Joe Armstrong

“Punk rock seems like my childhood, the glorious, very exciting naivete of rock n' roll. Stenguns and guitars seem very idealistic when you're twenty.”
-ladypain Tony James

by punk quote<3 July 31, 2006

Epidemiological Quotient [Epi Quo]

I have coined this term and it can be measured "to assess the knowledge of the doctors about the medicine and health in the social context".

Epidemiological Quotient Epi Quo can be explained like If a doctor has good knowledge about the treatment of a illness but if he/she doesnt know that what is the problem statement of that disease in the society it can be said that He/She has low Epidemiological Quotient Epi Quo. A good doctor knows the treatment and social pathology of that disease also(In other words, good in Epidemiology). eg. If doctor knows the treatment of diabetes but he doesnt know what all factors like Genetics, age, sex, socio economic status affect the chances of one getting Diabetes or what is the prevalence of it in his society then that doctor can be called that he has low epi quo. Knowing all this means Higher Epidemiological Quotient.

by Dr Chandrakant Lahariya October 30, 2005

Quoteversation

Engaging in a conversation with a person using primarily, or solely, T.V. or Movie quotes.

A: "What do you want to eat?

D: "McNuggets! I'ma get that fo sho!"

A: "What do you think you are, an Irish R&B singer?"

D: "Whoa, that was a quoteversation moment!"

by AEB7802 February 3, 2009