que lo parió

It's an expression usually used to damn something specially precise, but it's used too like a way to damn in general.
In some cases it's said to express a big surprise too.
"Que lo parió" literally means "what give birth it"

-¡Que lo parió! Ese hijo de puta se robó mi billetera.
Qué lo parió! That son of a bitch stoled my wallet.

-Perdí mi billetera...¡Qué lo parió!
I've lost my wallet...Qué lo parió!

_¡Qué lo parió! ¡Encontré mi billetera denuevo!
Que lo parió! I've found my wallet again!

by Juan Manuel May 17, 2006

que lo pario

Slang for saying "what the fuck". It literary means "who gave birth to it". Very popular among porteño spanish speaking people. It might express either surprise or anger, it hasn't got a very nice connotation

Eg.(a) A: Te enteraste de Roberto? Se casa...
B: Que lo pario, che! Es un boludo!
(A: Did u hear about Roberto? He's gettin' married...
B:WTF? What an asshole!)

(b) "Que lo pario, me corte el dedo"
(WTF! I cut my finger!)

by pEriktia May 21, 2006

401-Que?

A Mexican American's retirement plan. Typically non existent. A formal retirement plan is not necessary when you can just live with one of your 15 children once too old to support yourself.

HR: "Would you like to put any of your paycheck towards our 401-k?"
Dominic: "'401-k'? Nah puto. I'm already fully vested in my own '401-Que?'"

by David From Austin September 26, 2007

que paso

spanish slang for "What's Up" or "What's Happening"

"Que paso wey" or "Que paso man or dude or buddy"

by La Guera January 5, 2008

Que lo Trato

A Puerto rican Term used in queens, that is used when greeting a person. "Whats the deal?"

Carlos : Que lo Trato!
Rey: sup niggalindo
Carlos: Nada, im about to Diddy}
Rey: aite , peace

by kidd domination May 9, 2009

que

Spanish word for "what"; Used extensively on the Westside

Man 1: Yo Mama!
Man 2: Que?! What the Fuck did you just say?!!?
Man 1: Yo Mama is a fine lay, huey!

by Miggy12 December 23, 2003

que

Spanish word pronounced "k" meaning "what." This works very well when a rich american that speaks no spanish hires a mexican that speaks no english and as the american barks out orders the mexican replies with "que?" which the american things means "ok."

Rich white woman: Pick up Bart from school and then take the dry cleaning down to the place then you can take my mink coat to the cold storage.
Lopez: Que?
Rich white woman: Good, thank you Carl *leaves*
Lopez: ...que?

by Toxic Ninja March 12, 2007