Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

monday morning quarterback

Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish

"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"

by mmqer January 17, 2019

Quarterback in Rotation

When a girl has relations with one guy after another.

You she's hot
Nah man she has Quarterbacks In Rotation

Whaddya Mean?
Quarterback in Rotation-When a girl has relations with one guy after another

by TZRAMP October 13, 2016

Quarterback Tease

A quarterback who looks good coming out of college, but goes on to have a trash NFL career. In other words, Scott Mitchell.

If there was a list on Quarterback Teases, Scott Mitchell is number one.

by Husky Nugs 202 April 1, 2017

quarterback snick

when you fake for a girls pussy and go for her asshole

that bitch dosen't know I'm about to quarterback snick her

by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019

Quarterback

If you're a quarterback, and you hear an announcer saying something about you flying through the air like Superman, hopefully you already have enough life experience to know he's trying to make fun of you and not comment on what a great job you were doing, even if you're young.

A quarterback who doesn't listen too closely to the bullshit is more likely to get things done.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

Quarterback

If you're a quarterback, and you hear an announcer saying something about you flying through the air like Superman, hopefully you already have enough life experience to know he's trying to make fun of you and not comment on what a great job you were doing, even if you're young.

A quarterback who doesn't listen too closely to the bullshit is more likely to get things done. You don't have to let it get you mad, you can get serious.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020