puppet love

The act of having sex with a hand puppet, or a stuffed doll. In order to get the full effect of puppet love, it is recommended that an arm swimmie or other small inflatable device be put into the hand puppets hole to simulate a real human being. Puppet love is, in most cases, an act of sheer desperation to penetrate any object that will not mock the person doing the action.

Yo that kids got mad puppet love. I heard he fucked a barney doll last night.

by Sebastion Pico July 16, 2008

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Chinese puppetry

This is the abbreviated term which accuses Democrats of being unduly influenced by the Chinese.

Joe has revived the art of Chinese puppetry!

by I, Wreckerrr May 18, 2021

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Spider Puppet

A spider, after it dies and goes to hell and confronts satan. The spider then must go through one of satans challenges to see what his fate will be. If he can't complete the challenge he gets tranformed into a ethereal black and wooden spider with a pink penis protruding from it. It also appears to be controlled by strings and can float and is now a spider puppet.

Whoa, look at that spider puppet.

by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009

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Wiener Puppet

When a Male contorts his genitals into the form of different objects such as animals or food items.

i.e. the bat wing, the wrist watch, the pelican, the snail, the hamburger, the hot dog, the baby kangaroo, etc.

Me: dude, i spent in hour in front of the mirror today making Wiener Puppets.

You: Wiener what?

Me: Wiener Puppets! Its like origami, but for your dick!

by the PSU Puppeteer June 23, 2009

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