puttey moment

puttey moment is when someone is being too toxic for the situation

person one get out of the red space you fucking moron you suck at the game
person two this is a puttey moment

by tommey5 March 1, 2021

Epoxy puthy

When your beautiful puthy gets hard.

Cassie: Hey Sammie, I have an Epoxy Puthy.

Sammie: Did you simp too hard on your anime crush again?

Cassie: It’s hard to not simp for him! He’s literally a hottie and could rail me anytime. 😻
Sammie: You and your nasty simping Epoxy puthy 🧍 ♀️

by justagirlwhosimps January 31, 2021

Gutty Putty

when u pull out right before you blow and pass out only to wake up with dried splooge on your lower abdomen.

Guy 1: This chick was riding me hard and i pulled out just in time.

Guy 2: Good look. Don't prego her ego.

Guy 1: Yeah man but i was so tired and drunk i passed out rite after and got gutty putty everywhere.

by jeffmiller5 March 13, 2009

Putty monster

A girl who absolutely loves eating semen.

dude she swallowed every bit of my cum she is a fucking putty monster!!!!!

by shockwaves81 June 14, 2015

chicken putty

A type of putty made from chicken fat.

I want to play with some chicken putty

by SladeSlice00 November 19, 2018

Ushy Gushy Puthy

Having an ushy gushy puthy means your cat is very soft and cuddly and it doesn't bite at all

pissman- hey you have an ushy gushy puthy!
mcdonald sprite- excuse me?!
pissman- it means your cat is cute
Mcdonald spirte- wanna make out

by ilovehotmomz April 24, 2021

silly putty

A euphemism for merconium. Immediately after a baby is born, the first few shits he makes is full of merconium which is nearly like messy, nasty, sticky, gooey tar. Thus, "silly putty".

When Frank opened the diaper, silly putty leaked out on his shirt. Yuck!

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005