by Bucinka January 30, 2010
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The gay verson of Harry Potter.
books are:
1)HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN: in which harry and friends have to find harrys porn mags before his viagra wares out.
2)HARRY PUTO AND THE GOLDEN DONG: in which harry and friends have an orgy with a golden dong
3)HARRY PUTO AND THE HALF BLOOD HALF CRIPT FAG: in which harry gets gang banged.
books are:
1)HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN: in which harry and friends have to find harrys porn mags before his viagra wares out.
2)HARRY PUTO AND THE GOLDEN DONG: in which harry and friends have an orgy with a golden dong
3)HARRY PUTO AND THE HALF BLOOD HALF CRIPT FAG: in which harry gets gang banged.
HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN
harry: "we must find my porn before its too late"
friend: "fuck me one last time harry puto before the pill wares out"
harry: "we must find my porn before its too late"
friend: "fuck me one last time harry puto before the pill wares out"
by SRT-4LIFE October 7, 2006
Get the Harry Puto mug.by Day September 7, 2003
Get the putch mug.1. A spanish word for a man or a boy who is an ugly prostitute/pimp.
2. This word is also used for someone who is a coward, or any man or boy who is despicable.
3. The female version of this is puta, which basically means the same thing, except for girls and women
2. This word is also used for someone who is a coward, or any man or boy who is despicable.
3. The female version of this is puta, which basically means the same thing, except for girls and women
Shut the hell up puto!
by ACL May 23, 2004
Get the puto mug.To invite a girl/boy round to watch putlocker as neither of you can afford netflix or amazon and/or cannot find a good film. However whilst watching the film penetration happens. This is alike its brothers: Netflix and Chill and Amazon and Anal.
Dave: Hey, wanna come over for some netflix and chill?
Miranda: No thanks I'm not in the mood.
Dave: How about amazon and anal?
Miranda: No, I have already said Bilal.
Dave: There is one more thing though.
Miranda: What?
Dave: How about?
Miranda: What?
Dave: A bit of putlocker and penetration
Miranda: Oh well I'm on my over now you saucy rogue
Miranda: No thanks I'm not in the mood.
Dave: How about amazon and anal?
Miranda: No, I have already said Bilal.
Dave: There is one more thing though.
Miranda: What?
Dave: How about?
Miranda: What?
Dave: A bit of putlocker and penetration
Miranda: Oh well I'm on my over now you saucy rogue
by JoshBurgerAndFries May 6, 2018
Get the Putlocker and Penetration mug.A queer little homo wetback who takes it up the ass. Whether he likes it is of no consequence, because it'll most likely go unreported. If it is reported, INS will deport the genetically defective freak.
Outlast is a puto of the first order.
by $!@# March 25, 2005
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