Putting your responsibility for something onto someone else's plate either purposefully with sly word choice or by omitting or just forgetting major parts of reality altogether.
Mary: You need to pay the $65 late fees on my video return because I couldn't get into your house today to return them.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
by Amovida February 26, 2011
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(high pitched screamy voice) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i dont have golden plated teeth yet, i look like a commoner!
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The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.
The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.
The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.
The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.
The pot roast was so delicious, John engaged in platelingus to lap up the remaining gravy.
Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.
Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.
by Nails11 July 7, 2011
Get the Platelingus mug.When a dumbass drops something and, instead of admitting they were at fault, claims that the plate was slippery and that is why their food is now on the floor.
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Get the Penis Pilates mug.Extremely large freckle on the posterior of an obscenely hirsute and sexually active Queenslander. Can also refer to a meat-tray prize given out at RSL and pub raffles, where the quality is unimportant and various portions of putrifying offal can be found amongst the sausages and chops.
"Crikey, did you see the Patrick's dinner plate on that guy?"
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"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"
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"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"
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