publix

a corrupt hellhole, that seeks to monopolize the grocery industry with higher than average prices, tyrannical managers, spoiling their customers so badly they bitch if they have to bag a single thing and working poor employees to death with outrageous standards, that make them look like scum if they aren't kissing the very ground on which the customer walks and getting plastic surgery to permanently transfix they're faces into a creepy smile that says "KILL ME!!!". but they're not completely evil, they give their slaves a quarter raise every half a year of back breaking labor if they've sold enough of their soul, they give them humiliatingly gay uniforms that have caused a rise in suicides since 1935 and let them go outside (whether it be pouring rain, hot as hell or colder than the abominable snowman's balls) to help asshole customers put their shit in their cars, which they have magically forgotten the location of, so that they can watch the employee like a hawk, to make sure that they don't try to steal anything, and drive off without so much as any consideration to giving that poor soul in the rearview mirror a single cent for they're help. My single prayer each and every night is that I can escape this shithole I foolishly put myself into 4 years ago, if you have a subservient attitude, lack of all emotions except for happiness and no need for a non-existent discount on their overpriced products then this place is your ideal job, you poor bastard.

satan: "well foolish mortal for your sins I've thought of the most evil and cruel punishment possible."

sinner: "your going to make me burn in a lake of fire, while having a pitchfork shoved up my ass for all eternity?"

satan: "no, your going to work at publix for the next 24 hours, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

sinner: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, PLEASE CHOP MY BALLS OFF AND FEED IT TO DOGS, HAVE A GIANT RAPE ME FOR 7 YEARS, BUT NOT THAT!!!!!!!"

satan: "oh stop whining, here's your free stock"

sinner: "oh, well that sounds good"

satan: "it's completely worthless"

sinner: "NOOOO!!!"

satan: "also you get benefits"

sinner: "well..."

satan: "you have to work for 5 years to get anything"

sinner: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

satan: "well have a good day at work, OH! and here's your uniform"

sinner: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by torturedsoul#1 August 9, 2010

Publicity Hound

(n.) A person (usually a less well-known or idle celebrity) who actively seeks the attention of the media by participating in stunts that generate (negative) attention. This is done in many ways, including messy divorces/remarriages, lousy behavior at social events, breaking the law, partying like its going out of style, and so on.

In short, they whore themselves to the media.

Publicity Hounds include:
Paris Hilton
Lindsey Lohan
Tiffany Pollard
The mother of the boy who sued Michael Jackson

by zzzzzzzzzzzlyer July 9, 2010

Not Published

The sickening feeling that your entries were rejected from Urban Dictionary. Often confused with anxiety and hunger.

"Your entry was rejected"
"Thats what she said.."

"Not Published"
"WHY?~!"

by SpaceAnt(s) December 10, 2009

Public fugure

Someone that is not a porn star, but has made a claim to fame by being involved in a legendary (and preferably well received) amateur porn video.

• Have you seen this video of the drunk Cuban girl with a big ass getting fucked in the Jacuzzi?
- Yeah, I've seen that one, Yanire is a true public fugure

OR

- Who are you jacking it to these days?
• Do you know this Czech girl with a denim skirt on Youporn who's picked up on the street and then fucked underneath a bridge?
- No man, I don't know her
• Come on dude, she's a public fugure

by Dan Tallahassee September 6, 2013

Public Display of Ignorance

A public display of ignorance, or PDI, can be used to describe someone who is sharing information that highlights their overall lack of understanding of the topic at hand. Public displays of ignorance can often be found on twitter.

Person 1: "Did you see that response to Donald Trump's tweet?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I can't believe people are that stupid. A public display of ignorance right there"

by Algusta March 6, 2019

public transit death spiral

The process by which a chronically deprioritized, underfunded and racialized municipal public transit system originally conceived as a public good for efficient daily mobility needs is further morphed by the political establishment and the capitalist system into an afterthought with an unsustainably funding model, leading to a feedback loop of reduced service, reduced ridership and reduced investment to the detriment of all people.

"Do you remember back in 2020 when the United States Congress failed to appropriate necessary funds during the COVID-19 pandemic and thus enabled a nationwide public transit death spiral from which we're still recovering in 2040?"
"Yeah, that sure was disappointing and avoidable!"

by Sarcastic&Concerned December 8, 2020

Patterson Publish

To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.

Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it

by Hehe_Boobs July 19, 2017