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Public School 

The places that a lot kids age 5-18 go to 5 days a week for 6-8 hours. They are basically prisons, trying to cram useless information in your brain. They lock you in classrooms, and don't let you go to the bathroom until class is over. And even in those 4 minutes in between classes, you still can't use the bathroom cause everyone else is.

Some public schools (like mine) have a very severe drug problem, and have even had police come because of it. They say that what they're teaching you is just preparing you for the next grade, so when are we gonna do actual learning, and not preparing?

Everyone bullies you, even the teachers. One of my teachers called 3 boys some "waste of air" and literally no one disagreed with her. She was old and senile, and nobody liked her. Except for one of my friends that I was fake to. She was a good two shoes who nobody liked. I was forced to be her friend.

So yeah. Don't send your kids to public school. Private school would be nice. Or even homeschool.
Billy: I go to a private school.
Bob: Lucky. I have to go to this ratchet public school that's been around for 50 years.
Public School by Pillowincase July 12, 2019
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Public Cat 

A cat that doesn't belong to any owner and travels the world. Often mistakenly referred to as a wildcat.
When my cat doesn't want to live with me anymore the cat leaves me and becomes a public cat.
Public Cat by Haubentaucher August 26, 2019

public use 

A person to be used by anyone, typically in a public place
The person is normally bound to something and to be used in anyway that the other people want.
I have a public use fantasy to be used in anyway that people want.

public bathroom 

The place where I lost my anal virginity. Unwillingly.
Ever since that old man molested me there, the public bathroom has just never been as glamorous.
public bathroom by gooftroop69 September 24, 2011

public school special 

an insult used mainly by private school students or former private school students to call someone stupid. It implies that one belongs not only at public school, but in special education there.
Daniel: I did long division today, I feel special.
Me: Well, maybe public school special.
public school special by A. Nuggs December 18, 2007

Public School 

I went to a public school. It was exactly like daycare except i got homework.
Public School by immacoolguy12 August 15, 2011

Public Douchebaggery 

When someone acts like a douche bag in public they are guilty of the offense "Public Douchebaggery"
Howard got drunk, pulled his pants down and curled one on the dance floor thus committing the ultimate act of Public Douchebaggery.