patron on ice

patron is tequila so this means tequila on ice

give me a shot of patron on ice

by urmomsdad December 21, 2008

patronize

Talking to someone as if they were ignorant or stupid. Often said after a sarcastic statement.

Fox: Evening gents, Did we lose something?

Wolf: Don't patronize me, I know where your allegiance lies.

by ThaddeusTheThird April 11, 2006

patroning

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

patron

A highly expensive tequila

I know what happens when she drinks patron- Joe Nicholas

by Hooey Vegetation Squash May 21, 2006

patron

an expensive of tequila

What we drankin? That patron. Keep the bottle poppin all night long. What we somke? That kush. Predidential shit. George Bush

by G-Reg B. May 17, 2006

pron

You know when you want to masturbate when you look up porn, you type it in fast and you misspell porn, insted getting pron.

Jack: What are you doing?
Bob: Looking up porn.
Jack: No, your looking up pron.

by AFuckingMotherFucker November 19, 2011

prone position

when a woman lies on her stomach and recieves rear vaginal entry or flat doggystle

I was so tired from bangin doggystyle for so long that the bitch dropped down and I banged her prone position.

by Hillary November 15, 2003