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Contrary to the "definition" by TruthAboutPedophilia on this site, pedophilia is indeed a mental disorder (just check the DSM). It is a disorder to be attracted to small children! He/She also claims that there must be a distinction between the attraction and the act. But first of all, the attraction is a warning sign that something is fundamentally wrong with the individual, and secondly the statistics show that the vast majority of people with pedophile leanings, and/or who traffick in and consume ped. porn, at some point do molest children. And that is a crime that can never be undone!!
A pedophile may convince themselves they are showing a child love, when all they're doing is destroying their innocence and trust!
by NoMoreLies August 29, 2007
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pedophile playground

A pedophile playground is an area where a pedophile would have immense amounts of fun, such as a swimming pool, a Junior High/High School car wash, a daycare, or an actual playground.
Dude, the swimming pool is full of little kids today, it's like a pedophile playground! No one our age is there, let's go somewhere else.
by B-Low and Tay-Low July 25, 2009
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pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.
"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."
by Ace8904 February 17, 2008
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Pedophile Laugh

A creepy fake laugh that is directed from an old man to a young child. The old man is not listening to what the child is saying but using a "fake" laugh that sounds inviting enough for children to feel accepted. The old man is probably thinking of sex with the child and using a "hehe" or "hehehehe" laugh to invite the child to come close.
That hobo totally pedophile laughed at that boy
by runfrompedophileskids! September 23, 2010
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pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to a child, or children under the age of which is legal in the country.
John was searching for little children by the school to abduct; what a pedophile.
by Kuriin April 30, 2003
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pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))
"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"
by minpin rico May 24, 2015
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Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana
You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....
by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022
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