PROtentious

Professionally pretentious.

adj. Its a spoonerism, a combination of two words to make some shit up...

dude, have you ever watched six feet under?
yeah, bro. its good, but the director allan ball thinks hes intellectually above all of us. ooooh, a story about funeral homes, and death, youre sooo coool.

theres a song by tal bachman "shes so high above me", that everyone thinks is sung by everclear. its not.
the bitch in the song is protentious.

by ducty December 29, 2011

pretentious

When someone double majors in English and Physics.

Austin is pretentious.

by whitegirl11111 January 4, 2017

pretentious illiterate

Noun; the guy who always tries to read the passage with all the words that your teacher thinks you dont know, and then fails miserably.

Johnny: "The inttimmaetam, wait... intimadendate..."

Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."

Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."

by The Ging May 10, 2010

pretentious cock sucker

A bitch that wants to take her time and try to tell a man how and when she will suck a dick.

Bitch, Dont you be tryin dat pretentious cock sucker shit with me hoe!

by rowdt rooo November 19, 2007

Pretentious

Someone who tells you not to think about anything negative in life is pretentious.

The most cynical people in the world preach about hope, optimism, and a positive attitude about everything in life. Hope is what weak, pretentious people cling to when they have nothing left but desperation to overcome anything and anyone left.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2019

protenatious

composed of protien

tofu is hell protenatious

by asas July 16, 2003

pretentious cock sucker

A medical student who uses the chat handle Aychamo. Someone that anally masturbates using an Ipod.

Aychamo is a pretentious cock sucker. He is too smart for this shit.

by Postfarm August 12, 2006