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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.
If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
by Fearman July 14, 2007
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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.
by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004
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Proctocologicalization

The process by which on 01/12/11 the lllinois politicians did a rearrangement of all the citizens of the former great state of Illinois rear entrance and orifices with the great tax hike long live the great depression two
Proctocologicalization via Obamacare

Proctocologicolization via the stimulus package which also paid $117 million to studythe affects of the sex change pill on rats Behaviour
by Thecrazyirishsoreassnutcase January 14, 2011
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proctocoljustification

The process of information gathering because we want to give resonance reason & relevance to the FAKERY & BS(BULLSHIT) relayed by uneducated & unrelated Peoples claims regarding either a HISTORIC finding or EVOLUTIONARY finding ....
Fooling the Public & Society of a History Changing, Life Changing, Evolutionary Changing Subject .... Exploiting the UN PROVEN Facts of a Subject through the JUSTIFICATION of Convincing the Public/Society that sharing INFORMATION thru Suggestibility & info GATHERING through their own findings (& not revealing the true nature of how they came to such conclusions) suggesting that this information be it complete BULL SHIT is a necessary just to ALL SOCIETY for the GREATER GOOD of the FUTURE of a BELIEF SYSYEM !
The proctocoljustification of the findings of this Scientific Discovery & Resourced Information was necessary to reveal the true BULLSHIT of the process & the conclusion of these findings proves this info & process was proved a ruse to Deceive the Public into Universal Belief.
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The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.
Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
by ohiso.com October 13, 2006
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Prodocol

An awesome person of awesome proportions. If you ever see him you should give him presents and money.
Prodocol is awesome.
by lawl12243755 October 24, 2010
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protools

he used his protools to get to the top
by anszerjay3 October 22, 2008
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