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prostitute

What do you accidentally call your teacher in the French class
"as one who is taught by a prostitute..." - translated from Fr**ch
prostitute by qeedisawatermelon December 26, 2025

Prostitute State 

A state that lowers its living standards to attract business
“Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”

prostitute cough 

When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.
"Man, that bitch sucked so many cocks, her throat got the VD. Now she got the prostitute cough!"
prostitute cough by sheldo September 13, 2013

prostitute's breakfast

A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.
He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.

prostitute in training 

A female below the age of 18 who walks around public places in cloths that are too revealing for her current age. also known as, Jailbait.
Man 1: "Look at that chick man she's hot."

Man 2: "nah man that's gross, shes only 16. she must be a prostitute in training."

Man 1: "yeah your right, I can't belive her parents would let her do something like that to herself."

prostitute mortician 

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.
“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”