Poop Shot

A large fecal particle, commonly described as "poop", that is quickly released from the anal cavity and shot out as if it were a cannonball. This can sometimes cause a sense of shock and quick sense of pain to the rectum.

Can easily create a large blast of water to the shooter's anus. Usually recognized by it's appreciable "ploop" sound.

John Doe: "I was really turtle necking that shit and when I finally got to the bowl I just poop shotted that little bastard right out of my ass."

by Sebastianave January 11, 2012

Poop Dealer

That one guy that is amazing in every way

Guy 1: I’m starving... got anything to eat?
Guy 2: yeah bruh lemme calm up my Poop Dealer real quick, brown green or red?
Guy 1: I’ll get some green and some red, adds to the flavour ya know
Poop dealer: I’m on my way bro.
Both guys 1 & 2 in unison: thanks daddy!

by Garea August 1, 2019

Poop Check

When you go to the bathroom and you check to see how much poop is on your piece of toilet paper from the first wipe, so you can determine how many more times you need to wipe.

*In head*

This piece of toilet paper doesn't have any poop on it.

Looks like I poop checked for nothing

by A Platypus August 7, 2009

poop paralysis

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.

John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.

by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010

poopal area

Another name for the bunghole, the asshole, the toilet muscle, the butt, the rosebud, the brown starfish, etc. -- the place where turds come from.

So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)

John didn't want to go to the dollar store with his sister this morning because his poopal area was feeling particularly shitty.

by Telephony July 6, 2013

poop stalemate

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.

I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.

by Katie12 March 29, 2015

poop window

You have to go, it's time to go, and if you don't go then you can't go until the next window.

My poop window is open I have to find a bathroom!

by westhollywooddesk September 3, 2016