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procrastibake

to procrastinate by baking. come anytime assessment is due, you (or your friends) feel the need to make lots of little delicious things that can be eaten preferably whilst on a lunch break with fellow procrastibakers at a library etc. usually sweet in nature, favourites include muffins, banana bread, cakes, and scones. however, the more complex the recipe, the greater time not spent studying!

has a slightly satisfying feeling of accomplishment.
Hayley had a nasty essay to write for Psychology before next week, so she found herself in the kitchen about to procrastibake a pumpkin pie in the hope to drive it out of her mind.
by danzarella May 16, 2010
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Procrastikeener

A person who completes their work whilst in class, except the class does not have to be the same as the one for which the work is being completed. The person may be preparing their work for a future class. Usually good-looking people fall into this category because they were out the night before.
Ashley was so wasted last night, but look at that procrastikeener work on Dr. G's next Issues assignment.

Tony is such a procrastikeener, I saw him finishing his Quantum Physics paper in Molecular Biology.
by kjcarte September 21, 2009
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Procrasticat

Noun - A cat that occurs when work needs accomplished. It can be in the form of a drawing, photo or real.
I had four papers to write when suddenly, a procrasticat appeared in my head and I had to draw it.
by meowzabeth December 5, 2011
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Procrastinate

I'll write a definition later. I'm too lazy.
by Pinkie Fazpie June 13, 2015
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Procrastibake

v. 1) Smoking weed and getting baked as fuck to put off work or an obligation.
"I had a research paper to write but I decided to break out the bong and procrastibake instead."
by Dr. Reel Lee Hi August 30, 2013
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Procrastibate

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later
I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later
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procrastibake

Pro/cras/ti/bake (proʊˈkræs tə beɪk)
verb: pro/cras/ti/baked, pro/cras/ti/bak/ing
1. to put off until another time by means of baking
2. to defer a required action through unnecessary baking
3. to bake or cook in place of more important things
I bought cake decorating tools to procrastibake with during exams.
I am a true master of procrastibaking in place of study.
You procrastibaked a pie.
by erkym93 July 10, 2014
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