dirty prayer

While a man is recieving oral sex, he takes the persons hands who is giving it to him and places them on his member in a praying possition and then he proceeds to face-fuck them (usually works best if you're gonna cum in a minute or two), of course they will be begging/praying for you to stop (hence the name), but you proceed until you are at the moment of truth (about to cum), you then pull your cock out of their mouth and blast your man-juice into their eyes to help them to better see "the light"!...this is a fun/great time for you adventerous fellows out there
As she was giving me head I made her do the dirty prayer!!
by Swannyson February 12, 2008
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Prayer Meeting

When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.
Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.

His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.
by JBaloni February 04, 2010
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Prayer-fucked

When you can't get stuff done in a Muslim country because it's prayer time.
I was soo hungry for some Chilli's but got prayer-fucked so had to settle for ramen noodles.
by Saudi Sultans April 22, 2010
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Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.
If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.
by String Theory Sally July 06, 2018
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Dial-a-Prayer

Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.
I called Dial-A-Prayer but the soonest they can get anyone out is 45 minutes.
by Willycallit March 26, 2012
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Prayer Palms

In attempt to fist a female with both hands, when the girl is too tight, you stick both palms of the hands together in a prayer position to stretch open the vagina.
I couldn't double fist her, so instead I used prayer palms to spread open her pussy.
by Facedownazzup November 23, 2018
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prayer bowl

the prayer bowl is all of the prayer in a certain place, take a classroom for example, focused into one signfied prayer bowl

people that pray are this "prayer bowl" are granted good fortune for eternity
The monks quietly kneel before the prayer bowl in order to acheive true happiness.
by roy the seducist October 27, 2010
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