prawned

When Pepe the King Prawn (muppet) takes you to school in some form or fashion.

"Hey Kermin, you try to frog around with me, you going to be prawned, mmkay?"

by thebeej April 30, 2009

Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.

1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.

by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008

Praneeth

Fucker who is capable of fucking multiple bitches at the sameness time. Money less sugar daddy. In the search of ugly vaginas each and every day.

Don’t be a Praneeth.

Fuck hard praneeth

Seeking a Praneeth - sugar less sugar baby

by hannah_weakly November 27, 2018

Prunedale

Definition 1: A small city in central California, synonymous with Salinas.

Definition 2: A person who - Feeds pigs in the middle of the night. Thinks of Salinas as a "big" city. Owns an animal that isn't a dog, cat, fish or small caged animal. Prefers trucks to sports cars. Hangs out at the Prunetree Shopping Center and/or Hollister.

Example 1: That Prunedale is going to ride his pet horse to the big city Salinas to buy a truck because he doesn't want a Camero, but first he is going to hang out at Prunetree, but not for long because he has to feed his pigs tonight. But if you miss him today, he will be in Hollister tomorrow, so you can hang out with him there.

Example 2: Let's stop off in Prunedale while we drive down the 101.

by LOOK, IT'S A BIRD! March 15, 2011

pruned wang

The condition in which a male gets after engaging in sexual intercourse for excessive amounts of time. (Similar to pruned fingers: The condition in which one gets after exposing the finger tips to wet pussy for an extended period of time.)

Dude, that chic was so wet, I got pruned wang after banging for three hours!

by nymphochic July 16, 2008

poaned

A phonetic spelling of "pwned"

After he lost 20 games in a row, it was obvious that he had been poaned by his opponent.

by revo March 12, 2005

Proned and boned

When you have a rock hard boner and then you fall forward and it crushes your dick, causing extreme discomfort and possible suicide.

I went to the hospital because I proned and boned

by Eateateateat August 20, 2019