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poop stalemate

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.
I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.
by Katie12 March 29, 2015
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poop window

You have to go, it's time to go, and if you don't go then you can't go until the next window.
My poop window is open I have to find a bathroom!
by westhollywooddesk September 3, 2016
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sexy poop

When your poop is perfect and so good that you need to take a picture.
I had such a sexy poop

I took a picture of my sexy poop and posted it on twitter
by UnicornFam101 April 23, 2018
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Glitter Poop

This is the opposite of a ghost poop and refers to when one still encounters more poop even after repeated wiping attempts.
I hate when the toilet gets clogged with paper after a glitter poop.
by Ljoy79 March 6, 2020
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Neapolitan poop worm

The result of having unprotected anal sex with three women and squeezing a three layered poop worm out of your penis.
I’d like to get a Neapolitan poop worm from Freddie, Carly and the blonde one!
by Uncle Charlie69 May 2, 2021
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poop

Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole chunky peanut butter cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you stomach's hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges eat away at the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs up the house, and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
I cant put an example for this poop, you have to experience it to comprehend it.
by Tard happy July 29, 2009
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The poop smell

A jittering smell that is a form of body odor primary from girls. It smells as if you grabbed ur own shit out of the toilet and rubbed it over your body. Most often ly sources from the vagina. Commonly amplified with sweating and exercise.
Dude did you smell Stacy? She has the poop smell I ran like crazy!
by Goober049 May 30, 2019
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