pour the beer

The action of being passive-aggressive toward an oblivious person, in an extreme and upsetting way such as pouring a beer.

-I hate Michael! I had to pour the beer!
- Why? What did he do this time?
- He replied to me with just 3 words after I sent a long paragraph.
- Ugh dude ok...

by strongorganizatinoskills February 22, 2020

jersey pour

when a bartender serves an oversized drink. E.g. a glass of wine that is filled to the top. Or a glass of whiskey that exceeds one shot and / or fills the glass.

"Wow, that is one jersey pour.."

by alwayshappytohelp October 28, 2017

dog pour

A "dog pour" occurs when someone sits / kneels on the ground (usually outside) while a partner pours a drink into their mouth from a significant distance overhead.

"Diego had to be at least 10 feet above her in a tree, but Shannon had no problem finishing off that dog pour... What a superstar."

by RoidsOfBamftt November 08, 2009

SMU Pour

A pour exceeding the typical amount — usually three-quarters of a glass full or more.

"Can you grab me a drink?"

"Sure!"
"Thanks so much ... Oh, wow. That was an SMU Pour."

by CGAG July 02, 2017

cabin pour

A massive alcoholic beverage or glass of wine that you would pour for yourself when you arrive at the cabin.

I’ve had a shit day, make it a cabin pour.

by Kelbelle1602 June 17, 2018

Pour the milk

To pour a white substance on someone or surprise them.
Could also be a sexual innuendo.

Dude I can’t believe you victor just drenched you!
Yeah, he was ready to pour the milk on me!

by Theshlongdonger February 02, 2021

pour the juice

the act of urinating.

does anyone have to pour the juice before we go on our car trip?

i poured the juice.

by Malikai July 27, 2007