Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022

Poseidon’s Hangover

An afternoon thunderstorm in a college town, usually in Florida.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.

“Looks like Poseidon’s hangover is about to hit.”

by Black Bean Burger Baby June 17, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss

giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.

she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.

by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024

Poseidon's backshot

Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back

Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot

by Corkerstein December 27, 2023

Poseidon

Josh Moskowitz is the God Poseidon

holy shit it’s the guy who can bench press 225! POSEIDON!

by Hooban Mo November 24, 2021

Poseidon Powder

the secret formula to the krabby patty in Sponge Bob which is cocaine.

The secret formula in the Krabby Patty is Poseidon Powder

by dgfdgdgsdgttttttt December 21, 2021

poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023