Whipping the porridge

A euphemism for masturbation

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.

by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016

Man Porridge

Man porridge or spunk/cum is the wholesome goodness of the male ball sack. When a man ejaculates 'man porridge' shoots out of the japs eye and into any direction the wang is pointing.

Alan gave Andrew so much Man Porridge that he was full up for days....man he made him swallow the lot!

by CaptainDoggyStyle March 8, 2012

porridge pants

Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.

I got so scared that I had porridge pants!

by Birdie November 3, 2003

sloppy porridge

Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.

Bro I fully ate out shellys sloppy porridge, it was the best I've ever tasted

Sloppy porridge jizz

by kazza41 June 17, 2014

Bowl Of Porridge

When you ejaculate in someone's navel.

When Sven was sleeping he got his breakfast early, a warm bowl of porridge!

by Goldilocksbookake September 29, 2007

Porridge Chucker

The name that is also used to describe a man's personal dongle....or love truncheon.

Man A: jeez, did you see Tom waving his porridge chucker about in the chaging rooms!!?

Man B: yeah, hope he washes that thing, god knows where it was or who it was in last night......

by chopperboy August 11, 2009

bum porridge

poo-poo as defined by a 3 year old boy

I just did bum porridge

by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007