Hot porridge 

While having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, light up a cigarette pre-coitus. Then, before you blow your load, stick the lit end of the cigarette into her back and hold her there will it burns her skin. Finally, let it flow on top of the heat, hence earning its name due to the illusion of steaming hot porridge.

"I knew he had little respect for women, but the fact that he gave her hot porridge is simply detestable."

Hot porridge by Jeff Greenberg October 6, 2003

Valentine's Day Porridge

Semen, ejaculate, jizzum, spooge, spunk, ceiling spackle, cum.

Come over here and get your Valentine's Day porridge, dear.

Valentine's Day Porridge by Ezekial Dantes July 6, 2010

butt porridge 

Defecation or feces that resembles a bowl of porridge. Soupy, yet thick consistency, in a very dark brown color.

John just made Goldilocks her lunch in the toilet. He's serving up a huge bowl of Butt Porridge.

butt porridge by Junkboyy December 21, 2008

porcelain porridge 

You have just finished the leftover Chinese take out that you found sticky in the fridge a week later. Approximately 30 min. after guzzling down some stale rice and slimy nuggets of some sort of chicken/cat you start to feel your poor dining decision crawling through your lower bowels ready to be birthed. You awkwardly waddle off the couch with your hand grasped both cheeks together as you desperately search for an open bathroom that doesn't contain your roommate in the middle of a pube shaving frenzy. when you reach the bathroom on the second floor you pull down your pants, turn, and roost all at the same time with the swiftness of a naked Olympic athlete. When you finish laying your egg, out of curiosity, you hoist your balls out of the way and peer down into the toilet. The shit that you have just made has the color and consistency of the Quaker instant in your cupboard. As you sit there amused with your hand on your junk admiring your work you remember that you are single and now

in no condition to mingle. You decide to rub one off and add a teaspoon of sugar syrup to the top of your porridge mound. As you sit in post wank depression you get the idea that this could be frozen and sold as modern art and is too good a sight not to share with someone. You whip out your phone and send a snap crap to most of your snapchat contacts. mission complete you whip and struggle your pants up as you flush and send Bernie (yes you've named it) out to sea.

shit, crap, dump, porcelain porridge

porcelain porridge by zimplr November 1, 2016

Human Porridge

The amalgamation of saved toenail clipping, fingernail clippings, and sperm, also known as milk and rice.

"Now he is a weird one, but I know for sure Max WILL NEVER eat Human porridge.

Human Porridge by Config December 28, 2019

poo porridge

What you shit like after a night of drinking...the consistency of porridge

That shit was totally sunday poo porridge

poo porridge by jnh October 28, 2006

The Boy Porridge 

The Boy Porridge is a long furby, (the LONGEST) who also goes by the name Thursday. Himself and Strange Aeons have control over the Teeth Cult and have made it clear that if you want into the club you must sacrifice a spine or teeth. The Boy Porridge is also a LGBTQ advocit, also a bi boy himself.

Me: "Have you heard of The Boy Porridge?"
Friend: "Yes, I'm part of the Teeth Cult."
Me: "I am absolutely filled with porridge."

The Boy Porridge by Cute_toes666 January 28, 2021