poontang clan 

A 5 a side football team (or soccer team) which is played in doors, the poontang clan are a violent bunch for football hooligans, who are dirty and foul mouthed.
Also the best damn 5 a side team in england.

1) Alan hanson:- the poontang clan have suffered another heavey defeat tonight there john,
John mottson:- yes alan, they have

2)we love you poontang we do, oooh poontang we love you

poontang clan by the poontnag man June 9, 2007

poontang pie in the sky 

a girl to hook up with that is pleasant to contemplate but is very unlikely to be realized.

Jordan: yo, I’m takin’ HER home tonight!

bro: her? that’s some serious poontang pie in the sky shit your talking right there!

poontang pie in the sky by anonymous November 27, 2022

Poontang Powers 

WHEN A WOMAN'S VAG HAS A STRONG HOLD OF A MAN

"I'll have him hooked after one night, he can't resist these magical poontang powers"

Listen to your poontang...it hold all the power...

femme fatale poontang vagilicious pussy whipped sex kitten

Poontang Powers by A.R.-15 May 20, 2010

Poontang Rodeo 

The female equivalent to a sausage fest.

God stacy why did you bring me to that party?! It was a total Poontang Rodeo!

Poontang Rodeo by mamamamattman August 30, 2012

Poontang orangutan 

An ugly whore

Betty is such a poontang orangutan

Poontang orangutan by Mister Pister May 27, 2011

Poontang n. 

an insult; referring to someone one has great dislike for.

ex. Jay and Royden are such poontangs!

Poontang n. by AKAB China December 8, 2003

poontang partner

a poontang partner is a woman's lesbian partner

Guy: Why were you kissing that woman?
Woman: Well, when I found out she was a single lesbian like me, I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes and now she is my poontang partner!

poontang partner by llamacat88 August 1, 2012