poon 

what you do to a noob

dude you got pooned like a little moob

poon by mikey mike mo August 21, 2008

Poon 

Noun

Plural- Poons

1. unique kinds of people who are not ordinary. These kind of people would either lament about their six-pack all day long ,or they would dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons.
2. a slang term that is use to call people who dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons ,or lament about their six-pack all day long.

My friend named Poon is a Poon! He have a very big six-pack!

Poon by Handsome Poon March 28, 2015

poon 

nothing... this word does not exist because the true spelling is p-u-n-e. so look up p-u-n-e

1) jerry: man that guy is a poon,
Lenny: no you spell pune p-u-n-e
jerry: oh yeah i forgot i was a dumbass

poon by kevin michael mcalpine November 5, 2004

poon 

A smelly brazilian who finds pleasures in getting action with wooden chefs

"hey pooooooooooooooooon"

poon by Shyn November 29, 2003

poon 

Someone so lame that they will never get laid in their life, unless they somehow scrape together enough money to hire a ho. Ranks above an unterpoon

Oh my god, look at that guy over there with the triple thick glasses and pants at his belly button. What a poon.

poon by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

POON 

1-A female's genital organ (vagina)(same as #1 above)

2-A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity (same as #1 above)

A Poon may also refer to:

1-Kevin Michael McAlpine

2-...and anyone else who spells it incorrectly

Anyone who spells "poon" as "p-u-n-e" is a complete "poon". It is obvious to anyone with minute intelligence that the correct spelling is "P-O-O-N".

Don't be such a POON and spell it right.

POON by Gnome November 21, 2004

poon 

pooning, or pooner, when some one sleeps with a pillow between their legs they are spooning the pillow which makes the word poon

dude she likes pooning all night.

poon by kiananani December 20, 2010