Ponderuponit

Ponderuponit was a very wise man living from 1857-1941 during which time he studied every field of knowledge known to man. Unfortunately, however, his wisdom that he passed on from this knowledge is mostly useless to everyday people. Had it not been for this set-back, Sir Ponderuponit would now be compared to the likes of Ghandi, Albert Einstein, and Obi-wan Kenobi.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, a tooth for a tooth makes them look like they're from Alabama. -ponderuponit.

by Ponderuponit's grandson April 15, 2009

Ponderbating

The act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.

Can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.

You know, I've been ponderbating all day, and I came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.

The intellectual environment of this Starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.

I've been ponderbating about that vacation since May!

by ponderbating.tumblr December 30, 2011

pinnerholic

someone who is addicted to Pinterest

Someone who spends excessive time pinning things on Pinterest. A person who is addicted to alchol is an alcholic; someone who is addicted to Pinterest is a pinnerholic.

by Tacey Lynn January 19, 2012

Ponkerfudge

When a mediocre middle aged white man takes a shit in a hat and gives it to you as a present for your 7th birthday.

Person: Wow that kids so cute!
Person 2: Ya but I heard they got Ponkerfudged

by PUSSY-SLAYER420 November 23, 2020

Ponderndufius

Stemming from the word ponder, which comes from the Latin root of ponderare which literally meant to weigh. Meaning ponder means to weigh and think about heavy thoughts . Now dufius stemming from doofus as defined in Peter Farleys literary masterpiece Dumb and Dumber, as a stupid person. Combining these two stems create a word that describes having a idiotic, insane, or stupid idea.

That is the most Ponderndufius thing I have ever heard.

by Henry Wibbeler July 30, 2023

Richard Pooner

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...

IM just goin to the local to have a couple of Richard Pooners and a Carmichael-hunt...

by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013

Coon Pooner

Someone who has sex with raccoons

You are such a coon pooner.

by Scout615 September 25, 2014