Pillock

A man who has dropped a major bollock. Not nescessarily a stupid bloke, rather, one who has done a stupid act.

You great Pillock, why in God's name did you grab her arse?

by Tosher February 10, 2002

Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you

by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

Pillock

A person who commits a stupid act or one who's stupidity backfires.

"You burnt the toast AGAIN !? thats three times now, you pillock".

by London El Vis October 10, 2005

POOLOCKY

"Poolocky" is a Soup or Stew made up of various leftovers or other bits of ingredients of dubious origin, which can be served either alone or on toasted bread. For a quick or easy, thrifty meal, "Poolocky" can come out really good ,sometimes ,not so.

Dad; "Whats for dinner, hon?"
Mom: "Poolocky"
Small Youngster: " Ugh"
Mom: "Try it !"
Dad:" Umm,Umm, this Poolocky is delicious!"
Older Youngster: "Hey, this is tasty, can I have seconds mom?"
Small Youngster, in tearful tone, "Wait, I want some Poolocky too."

by Catholic devil April 26, 2009

Pillock

A British slang word that is occasionally used as a way of telling some one who has performed an action like a complete idiot. It is used as an alternative to: Idiot, Dumbass, Mong and other's to express one's stupidity

Oh my god! What the fuck was that?! You pillock!

by GeofftheChineseBusinessMan November 12, 2014

Jackson Poollock

A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.

Dude I just dropped a huge duce so I had to send Matt a Jackson Poollock.

by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008

Pollacked

The act of splattering semen on a girl's face in the proper style of Jackson Pollack.

I totally pollacked her face, man.

by Norman Rockwell August 22, 2007