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pulled a joe

the definition of pulled a joe is when you tell a opp your ganna shoot there house up and get the feds called on you
yoo fam that kid just pulled a joe
by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021
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Pulled a Putin

To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.

To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.

Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
by Chad Zelenskyy March 2, 2022
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pulled a prigozhin

- to entertain the entire world for less than a day.

- to promise huge yet underdeliver.
the wagners sure pulled a prigozhin short of moscow.
yeah, but it was sooo entertaining while it lasted.
by fbjexshbnu tree cshgg June 24, 2023
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parenti-pilled

The universal experience where one is awoken by da GOAT himself. The man, the myth, the legend: Michael Dilfhunter TopG-Parenti. He will tomahawk you in his sleep with the force of your mom going down a waterslide. His master manoeuvres will destroy you.

The mandem celebrate eid the trap still running on christmas day
damn i just got parenti-pilled so hard Big Brother turned pesbian
by 1800-rechikolateyourmom November 23, 2022
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Handsome Truth Pilled

Cause (someone) to have their perspective on Jews dramatically transformed, especially by introducing them to a new and disturbing understanding of the true nature of Jews.
Kikes hate it when people are Handsome Truth Pilled
by AnonDoxy April 23, 2023
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Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.

Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.
"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"

"... Your dad should have pulled out."

"LOL!!!1!"
by Ima Linguist October 16, 2018
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pulled a situation

The act of an unprovoked attack upon any form of concrete when one is fearful of their actual opponent.
Mike sure pulled a situation when he when he hit the wall with his head and knocked himself out, because he was scarred of Ron.
by thetimemachinedidit September 24, 2011
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