Arizona Cactus Poll

Striping down naked and dancing seductively on a spiked Cactus with the intention of mimicking a stripper

Joey has been hospitalized for pulling a Arizona cactus poll

by Hxicde0 November 27, 2025

Deedlit poll

Here's my second, Record of Lodoss War, Japanse anime joke, about Deedlit, an elven woman, from the series. A Deedlit poll, is based, on the British term, deed poll, which again, according to the Oxford Learner's Dictionary, is a legal document, which a person signs, to change his/her name.

SNE, the Record of Lodoss War creators, gives its British fans, a Deedlit poll, which asks them, if they should change Deedlit's name, to Dido, her other name. A joke!

by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024

getting polled

Originally referenced in Sheck Wes’s breakout freestyle single Mobamba. “Getting polled” is a threat to those fucking around, equivalent to the act of being forcibly sodomized with a poll.

Buddy if you keep fucking around, your ass gon’ get polled.

Well the last thing I want is to be getting polled.

by Who12344321 January 1, 2019

Poll puffer

A male homosexual.A woman who sucks penis. A blow job.

that guy is a poll puffer.

by siriuslyblack May 10, 2008

The “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover

From November 14th 2023 to November 19th 2023, the Twitter user made a poll of a Your Turn To Die ship battle, the ship Shadshin was suggested and added as a joke, but Shadshin soon started taking up the Your Turn To Die Twitter, and spawning two twibbon campaigns, edits, and fanart, as well as many, many quote retweets. Shadshin won all the polls up to the final one, beating Ransara and almost beating Naoreko, Shadshin was declared the winner as a joke and everyone celebrated on the Yttd Roblox Rolplay server.

“Hey do you remember the “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover?”
“Don’t. Fucking. Mention. It.”

by Ginibushikinni3 November 19, 2023

wanking to the poll

to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.

guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.

by neotreo December 24, 2007

Poll

An absolute alcohol consumer. A Poll knows how to handle any type of substance that can enter the body. One thing to consider is that Polls do not have a stopping limit, and that they need AA batteries to function.

Boy 1: “wow bro, that guy is slamming Grey Goose, he must be a Poll”

by Pppposeudo September 21, 2022