Ploger

One of those kids who likes attention, and lots of it. He's got girl ADD and likes about 17 girls at once. He's goofy and ditzy, but is adorable at the same time. Bad fashion sense, but he somehow pulls it off. Obsessed with sports (especially football) and is a big family guy. Overall, a total idiot heartbreaker that you love anyways.

I wish Ploger would stop dating trashy dance team members and date me.

by CatsAreReallyLoveableYeahh April 20, 2009

Pogger sex

Who ever gave u this is a god worship them

Wow that was some pogger sex

by Smexy god January 25, 2021

Poggers

Used to express how coolio or epic a thing is.
The word can also be abbreviated to Pog.
The name pog originates from POG, a brand of juice made from passionfruit, orange, and guava.

“hey look at this!” “POGGERS!”

by Skulfjud April 3, 2021

POOGERS

Poo + Boogers + Poggers = Poogers.
Basically means poggers except it's better.

Poogers!

by FUCK YOU CUNTS! April 7, 2021

Joe Polser

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.

Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.

by Blake Boren October 8, 2019

lol poggers

lolpoggers

1. a phrase used by gay people

2. read the first one first

"lol poggers you got D-dosd im better shitter."

by LOL poggers February 22, 2021

Backdoor Poltergeist

When a small Asian lady hides in a pillowcase and screams aggressively at their victim until submission, once their victim has surrendered themselves, they proceed to do an outrageous act of "Tarmacking" on their victim.

Bro 1: "hey bro what's that on your t-shirt?"
Bro 2 (Walking with a crutch): "Ahh y'know bro just a classic backdoor poltergeist incident"
Bro 1: "ahh bro that sucks bro, want a kiss?"

by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022