stupid fucking polack

An individual of Polish ancestry who calls law enforcement agencies to arbitrarily complain about the smell of a tree that they (the stupid fucking polack) not only planted outside of their livingroom window, but also on their neighbor's property.

June: "Gee Ward, our neighbor sure is a stupid fucking polack."

Ward: "Yes Dear, I suppose that you could be right. However, I was thinking more along the lines of dumb cunt."

by Stas Stachowitz June 5, 2011

polakian shower

When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.

Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower

by greasy pole 6969 June 22, 2012

cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

podcastable

Any topic or situation that is worth turning into a podcast.

Dario: "Didn't you know that Mozart was a freemason? Actually, many big politicians are freemasons, for example..."

Elena: "Wow! This is podcastable... let's start recording!

by elenhtari October 10, 2009

Outlandish Podcast

The Worlds Greatest World of Warcraft Podcast!

Awesome Guy: hey man you listen to The Outlandish Podcast.
Not awesome Guy: nope i listen to Instance.
Awesome Guy: I'm gonna loot your fridge if you don't listen to Outlandish!

by Gorillaz! September 17, 2009

poland

every race has its history, but poland has its for sure. they were invaded by germans, huns, and the russians. they really have their history. they are very hard working people who are known for their fencing and being invaded by neighbors of their nation, especially the germans.

i was born in america with polish ancestry. i am 15% polish. when my family came here, they struggled. those who were wiped out because of the nazis are always rememered. those that came to america, i wish well on their journey.

people who are polish are hard working people. they use their brains, and are very nice people. if youre not polish in poland, you are always welcome.

i am part polish and i like being from poland with its history.

by adudeman July 17, 2007

poland

A Central European country that has suffered immensely through the centuries because of being coveted by larger neighbors. The reputation of Poles being stupid came from them being willing to fight for their country and their freedom when they had no chance in hell of winning. Poland, contrary to popular belief, is a very cultured country that has produced many great scientists, authors, artists, writers, film directors, etc. Poland is now in the European Union. The most negative thing about Poland, however, is the lingering tradition of antisemitism that has survived even though Poland has almost no Jews. This is ironic because Poland before the Russians came in was not as anti-semitic as other European countries ; the Russians introduced the virus of antisemitism into Poland and unfortunately it remained. It probably thrived because of Poles' pride in their Catholicism (even under Communist rule the church remained strong) causing them to look suspiciously upon non-Catholics. Nevertheless Poland has made many great contributions to the world, and perhaps the greatest was the Polish Resistance fighting the Nazis when they had no hope of prevailing against Hitler's war machine. Millions of Poles died in the Nazi concentration camps built on Polish soil. Lech Walesa's Solidarity movement, with the backing of the Polish Pope John Paul II, helped bring down Communism ; Poland was the first communist country to return to democratic rule.

The world owes Poland a debt of gratitude for the contributions of Poles in fighting Nazi Germany

by Rattus cattus September 15, 2006