poon wizard

A wizard of poon;

A master of the art of obtaining the legendary "poon-tang"

has all of the ladies' pussies under his spell of "This Dick!!!"

Guy: Dayuummm how you gettin' it in with all these chicks?

Me: What can i say i'm just naturally a poon wizard

by The Legit Poon King February 25, 2014

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Pocodot

Social Networking website to compete with Facebook. It is NOT used by famous celebrities as some YouTube comments suggest. The comments on celebrities signing up with Pocodot are FAKE 'thumbsed up' (used to market the site).

Also, it is a scam. They share your personal information, and their questionable marketing techniques, are a sure fire indication that you should stay away from it.

The plus side: It has a dislike button, unlike Facebook.

"Lovely song... can you imagine she signed up for 1 million dollar at pocodot while gaga 2million dollars.. whoa... they both let everyone see and read their pocodot profile... guess its facebook killer" -- YouTube comment on a popular Rihanna music video by garlicloverful

by Pocodot_CEO March 3, 2011

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Pocono Mountain East

Pocono Mountain East High School is a place located in Swiftwater, PA. Let's get one thing straight: The school doesn't suck--the people do. Most (if not all) the girls are skanky, and spend most of their time on their knees rather than studying. The boys pretend they like girls when most of them are busy messaging the gay kid on myspace for a hook-up. And best of all is the administration. They're simply a bunch of hypocrites. They say one thing and do another. It's seriously a hot mess. Graduating from this school means you're nowhere NEAR facing the real world, because the curriculum is a joke, and the only thing the school focuses on are those annoying PSSA scores.

Boy: Jeeze, I'm so tired of PSSA's, skanky girls, and closet-cases!
Girl: Damn, you must go to Pocono Mountain East.

by MrRelevance April 11, 2011

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poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with

come here poon cakes and give me some sugar

by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007

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Pocodot

Lamer than Facebook and MySpace. Another company wanting sum moneh, what do they do then? Uhhh socialize with other people and make them spam on YouTube music videos saying that the artists have a pocodot profile.

Find atleast 3-4 popular music videos on Youtube and I bet you that a high thumbs up comment(probably hacked or made multiple accounts) will be saying things about the artists and how "they" have a pocodot profile.

by vevofuckedbillgatesuptheass March 14, 2011

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