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Packing peanuts

(verb)a euphemism for performing the act of anal sex, usually between two men
(Packing peanuts)

Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?

Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)
by PEANUT GOD August 26, 2019
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mind-poking

The act of playing with another persons mind, this usually also includes an aspect of testing the subject's reactions.
"Jill asked me to drink her blood on halloween!"
"Don't worry, she was just mind-poking you!"
by Chrome November 17, 2012
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Poking Smot

What "smoking pot" sounds like after 6 bowls
"What are ya'll doing?"
"well, we WERE poking smot"
by Sara March 27, 2003
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porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies
(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?
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Stunt Picking

Stunt Picking is a form of cheating in a football pool. IF you belong to the type of football pool where you can pick different players each week and there IS a clause where you can also pick whether the teams those players belong to will win or lose for an extra 5 points per player picked and you pick a 3rd string or injured player who you know will not play but will definitely earn you 5 points exactly and help you in a "CLOSEST TO THE PIN" clause which earns you money for picking your exact total for the week, then you are "STUNT PICKING".
"Did you hear Andrew Cunanan won the closest to the pin this week by successfully Stunt Picking? What a jackass. On top of that, did you see him start ranting and raving about Gianni Versace when we threw him out of the pool for Stunt Picking? What the hell does Gianni Versace have to do with his Stunt Picking? That guy really makes me nervous."
by Kojak Maloney February 13, 2012
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Josh pecking

When you dont invite your best friend to your wedding
Weve been best friends for years but you started josh pecking me WELL FUCK YOU MINNIE YOU STUPID JAP CUNT
by D1ckypr0state June 30, 2017
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Peanut packing

The act of pulling out ones' balls without anyone noticing to surprise friends or guests.
Mike got drunk and started peanut packing the dinner table. His balls were hairy and it was not well recieved
by Clarkson Sloots November 16, 2018
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