Pockets

Pockets are when a girl's shorts are so short that all they is pockets;Doesn't offer any use other then pockets; Ass is half hanging out.

Oh great Susie has pockets on She looks like a slut when she wears them.

by Andrew412 May 7, 2015

Uncle Money Pockets

Definition - A term used to describe someone with a lot of money or when someone spends large amounts of money. Uncle Money Pockets can be used for a person of either gender.

Origin -The term Uncle Money Pockets comes from the rich old man in Monopoly with the sweet mustache, top hat and pimp cane named Uncle Pennybags.

Alternate Uses - Uncle Money Pockets can be adjusted to fit the age and status of the person (see below examples)

1. Guy 1 - "My brother just got promoted and bought a porsche.
Guy 2 - "Damn he sounds like Uncle Money Pockets"

2. 12 year old girl - "I saved $100 off my $10/weekly allowance, I feel like such an Uncle Money Pockets."

3. Guy - "Bill Gates makes so much money, he's Uncle Money Pockets"

4. Homeless Guy 1 - "I just spent $50 on crack!"
Homeless Guy 2 - " Look at this Uncle Money Pockets!"
Homeless Guy 3 - "*shank*"

by the real uncle money pockets April 29, 2010

pocketshare

A portion of the limited amount of available space people have to carry portable electronic devices on their person in pockets, bags, or purses.

People can only carry so much with them at any given time and between laptops, cell phones, digital cameras, and portable music players Amazon's Kindle is competing for “pocketshare” against more widely adopted gadgets.

by spincast May 7, 2009

High pockets

Noun - Having a very large, very high ass. Refers to the placement of the pockets on pants in relation to the neck.

High pokets there puts his wallet in his pants over his shoulder.

by Saliari March 7, 2005

squirrel pockets

one with large cheeks, with big, cute dimples
resembling a squirrel storing acorns in their cheeks for later.

"look at that girl with them cute squirrel pockets on her face."

by fffffffffffffffff May 4, 2007

hot pockets

Something xbox LIVE addicts eat

One example on xbox live says "I had to kill the dog for food because the hot pockets ran out."

by eatdogswhenhotpocketsrunout August 11, 2009

Pockets

I word to describe someone you love with more than you can comprehend. This person probably has a dazzling smile that makes you go weak at the knees, or a kiss that you will always want no matter how many hours you spend trying to make up for the time that will be lost when they are away. They're the one you can't stop talking to, even when they tell you they just ate half a chicken, and they may do so often, though their body (the one that you adore) may not show it. Point blank, you must love this person into eternity in order to use this term.

Oh, pockets, I love you!

and

You're my pockets.

by sparklesinwashington<3 January 14, 2010