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PMS

PMS = Pre Menstrual Syndrome
*A way to avoid PMS is to have PMS. Let me explain.

To Avoid Pre Menstrual Syndrome (PMS) you should have Pre Marital Sex (PMS).

And by the way.... Men are right about PMS, I am a complete Psycho Bitch when I have PMS! And I think everyone around me when I'm PMSing suffers more than me! Duh, it's not that bad for me, thats why they make Midol! But I do have a correction, it's not just men us PMSing women get mad at, its any person or object that pisses us off for any reason.
My Shrink: Megan, what the fuck? your dad tells me you threw a computer out the window last week? Lets talk about it.

Me: Yeah. I was PMSing.

My Shrink:O. Nevermind then, that explains it all!!
by Blackthorn7861 July 25, 2007
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PMS

I have a severe case of pms and a shot gun.
by Saints January 29, 2005
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PMS

amagawd she's got PMS liek run for your lives!!1!!1!!!
by Shuyin June 10, 2005
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PMS

OH NO! We pissed her off while she is was in PMS! NOW SHE'S GOING TO TURN INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK!
by Junkyardjimbo88 April 28, 2003
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PMS

Poor Mans Syndrome

symptons are anxiety, loss of appetite, sad face, anger, short temper, upset stomach, shaking, mood swings.
this normally may occur at end of month while waiting to 1st or 3rd of month for check. may also happen within a two week period while waiting for payday.
this is common in most urban areas and may last anywhere from 1 to 7 days.
there is a cure for PMS, all symptoms subside when money is available.
man, i cant wait for the 1st to roll around, this PMS is killing me.
once i get a real good job, no more poor mans syndrome.
by imdabear September 6, 2010
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PMS

Periodic Man Syndrome

The act of a person (usually female, more common mildly in men) to once a month become very angry at everything, resembling the stereotypical view of men.
-Dude, you're being a dick.-
-Oh... Sorry. Just some PMS.-
by JNg13 October 18, 2010
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PMS

A time of the month just before a girl's period where she's either really horny or really angry.
Girl: Let's get it o....get away from me, douchebag!"
Boy: Damn you, PMS.
by Anonymous Teen Girl January 26, 2011
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