cum-plumber

a. someone who gives head a lot, or is good at giving head.

b. an insult similar to "cock-sucker".

a. oh hell yeah, man, a real cum-plumber, that one!

b. watch where you're goin', cum-plumber!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

The plumber joe

Shitting on a girls asshole and fucking it inside her.

1. Shit on a girls ass preferably near the asshole.

2. Then the Plumber Joe starts to fuck the shit into the girls ass.
3. She shits it out back on your face and gets a strap on and fucks it into your mouth.

by Mountaindew addict whore January 25, 2011

Swedish plumber

After ejaculating inside a girl you go down on her to suck out, zamboni, or "plumb" your semen so she doesn't get pregnant

"I quickly pulled a Swedish plumber after I busted so I'm pretty sure your not pregs"

by Flymeby April 9, 2015

Full Plumber

When you stick you dick in a sink drain and turn on the garbage disposal leaving you with a vagina.

Yo man last night i got a FULL PLUMBER!

by GirthyMen368 June 18, 2018

DiRtY pLuMbEr

When you get a random girl in the back of your plumbing truck and make her grab a hold your cable that you just cleaned a sewer main with and lick it while you hit it "plumber style".

I was downtown and this chick wanted the DiRtY pLuMbEr, so I gave it to her.

by DiRtY pLuMbEr April 6, 2009

Plumber's Crack

the but crack that is visible when one is either crouching or sitting resembling a plumber fixing a toilet. Usually causes one to be grossed out unless your into that kind of stuff.

Steve-"Dude I'm about to puke from looking at that girls plumber's crack"
Josh-"I know man it's disgusting!"
Steve+Josh-"Pull up your pants!"

by BSTN STEVE June 10, 2009

butt plumber

A male who engages in the practice of inserting his penis into the anal cavity of another of the same sex.

Sir Elton John is a butt plumber.

by Larryfun September 3, 2005