planking

A newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location.

Food superstore Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates.

by Frankie1969 June 15, 2011

Point Plankn

To receive something not earned. To artificially earn points by being a cheating bastage. To engage in busch league tactics during the heat of competition.

*During a game of bagpits (aka cornhole)*

"What's the score?"

"18-4."

"Bullshit. Dude, you're point plankn."

by bagpits September 24, 2009

Plancake

The act of having unprotected sex with a female counterpart, then on the following morning (in a seemingly "thoughtful" act) deliver her breakfast in bed. What is kept unknown to her is that the pancakes that were made "especially for her" are actually heavily laced with Plan B emergency contraceptive.

If I do say so myself, I made that bitch some of the best plancakes yet. And with the things she did last night, I'd say she deserves them.

by someone who is not a doctor November 23, 2010

wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

planking

Parkour for people who can't move fast

Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car?
Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.

by TehChingsta June 14, 2011

plank

A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

George is as thick as a plank.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

Planking

Probably the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world. If you see something stupider than that, you can kill yourself. Planking is recognized by some as a "sport", -which I say, if they insist calling it a sport, then it's gotta be the only sport americans can practice.-

It consists in one dumb moron laying down with his face on the floor. Believe it or not, one person got killed while practicing this "sport".

Matt: Hey Steve, have you seen the pictures of me planking?
Steve: Of you doing what?
Matt: Planking! Here, check it out.
<shows the pics>
Steve: Big deal, dude. That's what I do every night to sleep.

by Guilherme133 July 9, 2011