1. Pilot of a high performance fighter aircraft
2. Commonly annoying, boastful, loud, and extremely effective at their job
3. Have the best job in history
2. Commonly annoying, boastful, loud, and extremely effective at their job
3. Have the best job in history
Civilian: You kill babies you fucker!
Zipper Suited Sun God aka Fighter Pilot: You say something you worthless toothpick?
*rolls in with 20mm canon and turns the worthless civilian into a cloud of pink mist, then drops a couple of 2000 pound bombs on them for good measure.
Zipper Suited Sun God aka Fighter Pilot: You say something you worthless toothpick?
*rolls in with 20mm canon and turns the worthless civilian into a cloud of pink mist, then drops a couple of 2000 pound bombs on them for good measure.
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Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.
Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.
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Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
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