John won't stop whining about how long it's been since he's gotten laid...I'm willing to pity pork him myself just to shut him up already.
by mds1978 January 20, 2011
Geff gets made fun of by Tom and Matt, but he enjoys it because Brooke and BB pity him. This is the quintessential example of a pity whore.
by Matt and TOM August 11, 2004
by Kaity v January 05, 2008
A Pity Click occurs when a user is surfing the world wide web and clicks on a paid advertisement for a web site that either sucks or clearly does not make any money. Even though the user has no intention of purchasing the advertised good or service, he or she realizes that by clicking the ad, the web site owners will make some money.
I found this cool website that lets you download music for free. I got so much good stuff from them that I gave them a pity click so that they get some money.
by TheJerkMan March 13, 2008
Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.
Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"
Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."
Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."
Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
by wingwax August 11, 2009
Expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking "what's wrong?" so they can receive pity. Most commonly happens with Facebook status updates such as:
Why do they feel so lumpy?
I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...
I just don't see the point anymore...
It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.
Well, I did my best at least...
Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.
I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...
I just don't see the point anymore...
It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.
Well, I did my best at least...
Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.
by Myriad Personalities April 01, 2011
ShaRyle said: "So, how did it go last night?"
Maude said: "Todd looked like he was on the verge of crying when he realized his penis was so small in my mouth"
ShaRyle said: "What did you do?!"
Maude said:"I had to give him some pity gags"
ShaRyle said: "NICE!"
Maude said: "Todd looked like he was on the verge of crying when he realized his penis was so small in my mouth"
ShaRyle said: "What did you do?!"
Maude said:"I had to give him some pity gags"
ShaRyle said: "NICE!"
by Lazy Pedestrian September 06, 2010