Upon reaching the point of orgasm a man must ejaculate in the girls eye, kick her in the shin, and place a parrot (real or fake) on her shoulder. Then watch as the one-eyed, one legged, parrot wielding female hobbles around as if imitating a pirate.
by DBo84 November 21, 2011
Get the Piratizemug. Criminals who steal from ships or sail to towns on the coast and kill everyone and steal their money (then get drunk on rum and start singing sea shanties and eating biscuits with maggots, but that's not the point). Famous pirates are Blackbeard, Benito 'Bloody Sword' Bonito, Black Bart, François l'Olonnais, 'Black Jack' Anderson, and Ned Low. You probably think they only existed in the Georgian Era, but they actually existed as far back as Ancient Greek, and they actually still exist.
by MTSBadBoys May 26, 2017
Get the Piratemug. Yo Chris got the Jordan 24's before anyone else!
Nah son, they didn't even come out yet. He got pirates. fake cheap bootleg
Nah son, they didn't even come out yet. He got pirates. fake cheap bootleg
by Rappers delight October 19, 2015
Get the Piratesmug. A laudable term for a person held in such high esteem amongst his friends/coworkers/family for his impressive IDGAF qualities.
Though sharing many characteristics with wiggers in mentality, they do not share many in hygiene, music or clothing selections. Some of the characteristics shared are immediately evident, neither (a)cares much for authority or (b)is generally concerned for the consequences of their actions.
Pirates are all around you.
Though sharing many characteristics with wiggers in mentality, they do not share many in hygiene, music or clothing selections. Some of the characteristics shared are immediately evident, neither (a)cares much for authority or (b)is generally concerned for the consequences of their actions.
Pirates are all around you.
coworker: "did you just tell the boss the fuck off after catching you drinking a beer on lunch break?"
you: "yeah, so." (sips beer)
coworker: "you're a fuckin' pirate bro."
you: "yeah, so." (finishes beer)
you: "yeah, so." (sips beer)
coworker: "you're a fuckin' pirate bro."
you: "yeah, so." (finishes beer)
by j.dot.awesome August 17, 2010
Get the Piratemug. While a man and woman are having sex, the man kicks the woman in the shin and cums in her eye. Causing her to wear an eyepatch
Jenny why are you wearing an eyepatch? This guy I fucked last night tried out this weird sex position called the Pirate.
by Fara Kaner November 26, 2010
Get the The Piratemug. When proceeded with anal sex, the man will spit on his partners back giving the other the illusion that he has come. As the other turns around the man proceeds to shot the cum into his partners eye and then kick them in the knee so they hop around the room on one foot screaming "Arrr! Arrrr!"
1) Last night my boyfirend pirated me.
2) I knew we were meant to be when he gave me my first pirate.
3) A hooker once gave me a free pirate on the house.
2) I knew we were meant to be when he gave me my first pirate.
3) A hooker once gave me a free pirate on the house.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
Get the Piratemug. a) a certain robbin hood of the seas.
b) most commonly attributed by certain physical deformities including but not limited to missing leg, hand, eye etc.,
c) inclusive of one loyal pet animal often found perched on ones shoudler (i.e. parrot; monkey).
d) one in search of booty
b) most commonly attributed by certain physical deformities including but not limited to missing leg, hand, eye etc.,
c) inclusive of one loyal pet animal often found perched on ones shoudler (i.e. parrot; monkey).
d) one in search of booty
by ararrr August 22, 2005
Get the piratesmug.