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Hewlett Packard

Crappiest Computer Company ever. after a few years, the computer will have hardware problems. Your Laptop won't charge due to broken power socket or your CD Burner on your desktop starts to make funny noises. They are also hard to upgrade because wires are everywhere so it's hard to upgrade your memory, harddrive, etc.
Person: Why my laptop won't charge?
Person2: It's a Hewlett Packard. ~_~
by HP hater December 20, 2004
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hewlett packard

A computer and computer peripherals company. Although the desktops and laptops can have some serious drawbacks, ther accessories (printers, sanners, and the like) are actually worth the money.
On the computer side problems often arise where certain components start to break. The CD/DVD drive has been a very common occurance. There have been claims of the computer making noise form start-up.
If you must by a HP computer makes sure it is a new one and not refurbished as it will be even worse.
Man: My Hewlett Packard is broken again.
Man 2: And you were expecting what?
by SalixR June 11, 2006
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picard

A company that makes the amazing Piranha (76 model), the best thing that has burnt rubber (and toasted a lot more) on 4 wheels.
Swinger: Hey, no fair ! That Eloise can handle more than I can.
Taurus: Easy Swinger ! Jade knew what she was doing. That '76 Picard Pirhana can easily wipe out those creeper maggots.
by Monkeywrench December 25, 2007
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Picard Maneuver

What Jean Luc Picard Does whenever danger is around ,Disapears in to his ready room.
Well he is French after all!
Riker: Sir we are surrounded by Romulans!
Riker: sir?
Riker: Where's the Captain?
(INTERCOM): No1 I am in my ready room drinking Tea ,you deal with it!
Data :The Captain has performed the Picard Maneuver
by James T Kirk June 1, 2006
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prickard

1. A prick in a corporate management or education position. Derived from Dean Prichert of the movie "Old School".
"Ah jeez my boss has been a real Prickard for months now..."

"I thought I was going to graduate, but that Prickard told me I was a few credits short."
by Johnsonhurst July 3, 2008
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Picard position

The two-handed facepalm position made famous by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. For use in cases of intense disappointment, soul-wrenching ethical distress, or upon witnessing profound fail.
When Wesley failed his drive test for the ninth time, his mom promptly assumed the Picard position.
by Martin Wandering May 10, 2011
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Hewlett Packard

Company that makes substandard desktop computers, but has mediocre customer service.

Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.

This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.

However,
Jim bought an Hewlett Packard desktop in July of 2006 and it lasted until exactly after the warranty ran out.
by Majestic Lizard May 28, 2007
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