An exclamation used when something is overwhelming and/or unbelievable.
Rolls off the tongue similar to “Holy F___” and, as such, is used as a safe alternative.
Also has a literal sense in that, if incredible news etc came in, you would literally need to, “hold the phones,” and reassess the situation.
Rolls off the tongue similar to “Holy F___” and, as such, is used as a safe alternative.
Also has a literal sense in that, if incredible news etc came in, you would literally need to, “hold the phones,” and reassess the situation.
“I know it’s very common but I’ve actually never eaten food.”
“Hold the phone! How have you never eaten?!”
“Osmosis.”
“Hold the phone! How have you never eaten?!”
“Osmosis.”
by Like2Define February 20, 2021
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"Wow! Me and my girlfriend just got finished phone fucking, and she sounded so hot when she made herself cum!!"
"I met this woman on the Internet, and I think I am going to phone fuck her before I meet up with her face-to-face"
"Because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, I think I am going to have to phone fuck him every night when he calls me!"
"I met this woman on the Internet, and I think I am going to phone fuck her before I meet up with her face-to-face"
"Because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, I think I am going to have to phone fuck him every night when he calls me!"
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The process where you try to call someone and only get their answering machine. They in turn get the message and call you only to get your voice mail. Repeat until one of you give up.
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However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.
However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.
An example of this? Just watch somebody driving and about 78% of the time you'll see someone blabbering away on a cell phone.
by Pheimos January 24, 2009
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1. Someone you owe money to.
2. An Ex lover.
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4. Someone you embarrassed yourself to.
5. Annoying boss.
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1. Someone you owe money to.
2. An Ex lover.
3. Nagging wife.
4. Someone you embarrassed yourself to.
5. Annoying boss.
6. Nagging wife again
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