Plumber's Slouch

The Plumber's Slouch occurs when someone's pants and shirt separate, usually when a person is bent over... giving everyone a view of the person's butt crack... but Plumber's Slouch allows you to refer to the situation without being overly graphic.

Please wear a longer shirt under your sweater, so you can avoid Plumber's Slouch every time you bend over. No one wants to see that!

by Grammarly Girl March 7, 2014

Plumber's Snake

A coiling shit that resembles a snake with one end extending down through the toilette.

This plumber's snake isn't going to unclog anything!

by thatsalog February 3, 2015

Plumbers wipe

Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.

"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"

by Obesio mourinio July 5, 2016

Plumber's Joint

A joint rolled with a stick in the middle that is ultimately pulled out to help air flow through the joint and to prevent canoeing.

"I rolled this plumber's joint with a toothpick and it pulls like a motherfucker"

by _coca_cola_cherry_ August 20, 2018

Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

Noun: Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is the seven grandad of porno video games (yes retards of the interweb those actually #existed) and it is a faggy shitmix of what you would expect 80s attempt emulate pornhub. Plumbers Don’t Wear ties was an epic fail and nearly bankrupted its creator just like 2 girls one cup game ended it’s creator. Thanks to its failure no more shitty porn games were released to horny teens.

Jacob: Yo glen you ever heard of Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties?

Glen: Only pedophiles and bitches play that game.

by ThyTrueWhorelord July 5, 2019

Dusty plumber

When your girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour.

Brad gave Chad a dusty plumber .

by Acoolstick July 21, 2017

Penis Plumber

A nickname for any doctor that does the act of sticking something down a man's urethra

"Fuuuuck dude, I have to go to the Penis Plumber tomorrow to get this kidney stone removed."
"I feel the same way dude, I have to go to my Penis Plumber to get Urethral Swabbing done and dusted."

by What the fuck Richard. January 18, 2019